when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
“what are you doing today”
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are
I will teach it to you in a way you may comprehend it easer:
nouns: the booty itself
verbs: the booty doing things
adjectives: describe the booty
Why is all school not taught this way?