+

teamfreepizza:

psychotic-teens:

when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before

image

+
vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better
biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

+
letthelifeinmelive:

fuckin-kisses:

world-islove:

500daysofemily:

this is great because i bet that’s what they felt like. Like everything else in the world had stopped and it was just the two of them. So freaking cute i’m sad

I’m gonna fucking cry

I can’t wait for this to be me

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

image

Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

+

+

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

+
There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature. William Upski Wimsatt  (via perfect)
+

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

+
kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

+

badw0lfe:

troyesnugget:

thetroylerworshiphour:

troyesivan:

i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are

I will teach it to you in a way you may comprehend it easer: 

nouns: the booty itself

verbs: the booty doing things

adjectives: describe the booty

booty 101

Why is all school not taught this way?

+